So I was out of there by 9:30, tooled home to get food, then went down to the Mall, got everything paid for (their insta-credit deal didn't work with me, not all that surprising given my recent credit history) and then wandered around for a while before picking them back up.
It's still weird. I have less peripheral corrected vision and I'm currently noticing where my glasses end a lot. But I'm liking how they look and they are definitely a better fit than my prior pair.
It'll be interesting to see what Ericka thinks of them when I get home tonight.