Things learned: After vampire attack, one is up all night. 2) If one is up all night, you can do worse than have some @StevenBrust to read.

Regimen of ibuprofen, ice, and good posture (can you have bad posture lying down?) is reducing pain from vampire attack. Still feel thirsty.

You know, I like laying around doing nothing as much as the next guy but I prefer to not be in pain while I do so.

Woke from a much-needed nap still a bit sore. More ibuprofen. More sleep.