The late-breakfast bagel provided by work is failing in its duty to keep me un-hungry for the afternoon. May have to gnaw on co-workers.
My Onion horoscope: Due to repeated instances of nudity, and loud, often offensive outbursts of profanity, you'll soon be labeled as NSFW.
Home. Sandwiches eaten. I believe it is nap time! Join me, won't you?
Snuggled with my sweetie, keeping warm on a chilly evening.