This condition is acting more and more like food poisoning. Thankfully is strictly of the, shall I say, "exiting appropriately" variety.
Well, I guess I'll take this day as an opportunity to learn more iPhone programming!
Learning on hold: collecting papers for meeting with Habitat for Humanity's foreclosure prevention folks! I'm excited they maybe can help!
Great news: I have a plan to avoid a sheriff's sale and keep my house! bit.ly/18fcOO Thanks to the *many* friends who made this work!