Kinda wishing dogs understood "April Fools" and that the 3:30 a.m. potty run was that instead of just waking me up early.
Made it to work early. Got first cup of peppermint tea. Going to be a long day if I don't perk up soon.
Chat with manager that was sorta kinda job interview wasn't a complete bust. I may not be right for one job, but am worth keeping round.
Have eaten of the free pie. My day is complete, so now I shall retire early to bed!