|09:40 am - Not said to the waifish woman on the bus today|
Largely because I'm pretty sure she had not interest in what a scruffy-looking nearly-40 man had to say:
A. "Nice shoes."
B. "Sure, the dark circles make it look like you've had a long night and you have a small pimple on your chin, but, honestly, with a pretty smile like that, no one who matters is going to notice. So I think you could go without the make-up."
C. "And if you really thought the make-up was necessary, shouldn't you apply it before leaving the house?"
Current Mood: amused