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March 29th, 2006

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10:00 pm - It must be the meme in me
For the second day in a row, a piece of spam has found its way through my filters. The same piece of spam. One that makes me chuckle in a way that almost makes me want to follow up on the product offered.

The product: Sheep Master Gold.

A software product for managing your sheep raising business. (Unlimited tech support offered during business hours!)

"You Can Increase $$$ Profits by these Simple Methods:
  • Track Milk Production
  • Track Herd Productivity
  • Track Pedigree Data
  • Track Performance Data
  • Track Total Cost for each Animal
  • Track Accurate Breeding Data
  • Track Sales By Customers
  • Track Rotational Grazing
  • Track Unlimited Number of Animals
  • Track Medical Treatments
  • Track EPDs
  • Track Wool Production
  • Import Existing Herd Data
  • User-Defined Reports that allow you to create custom reports
  • Export User-Defined reports
  • Calculates Projected Lambing Dates
  • Calculate Adjusted Wean Weights using ASI age adjustment Factors
  • Wool Production Reports
  • Track Weighting Data and Average Daily Gain for each weighing
  • Can be used chute side (laptop) or in the office.

Spoonful--Howlin' Wolf--Chess Blues Classics - 1957 To 1967
Current Mood: amusedamused

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Date:March 30th, 2006 04:16 am (UTC)
Hah! I knew it. Your outed as a Squirrel Nut Zippers fan, and we all know how sheep feel about zippers.

YMMV I hope. ;-)

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