Peter Hentges (jbru) wrote,
Peter Hentges
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Signs

In this case, signs I should trim my mustache:
  • When wondering idly about getting something to eat, discover a snack in my mustache.
  • When kissing a woman, I end up with hair in my mouth.
  • Be woken up by the kitten nibbling on my mustache.
  • In a strong wind, notice it tugging on my mustache.
  • Every sip of beer is followed by sucking more beer out of my mustache.
  • Napkins become a permanent fashion accessory.
  • Drinking soda from a bottle involves the extra step of positioning the mustache over the top of the opening.
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