- When wondering idly about getting something to eat, discover a snack in my mustache.
- When kissing a woman, I end up with hair in my mouth.
- Be woken up by the kitten nibbling on my mustache.
- In a strong wind, notice it tugging on my mustache.
- Every sip of beer is followed by sucking more beer out of my mustache.
- Napkins become a permanent fashion accessory.
- Drinking soda from a bottle involves the extra step of positioning the mustache over the top of the opening.
Photos of peeps being plagued by, well, plagues. The 10 Biblical plagues, to be exact. This is especially for gerisullivan, but the rest…
Hey, lollardfish, it looks like your thesis topic is still relevant!