The training was about as horrible as you'd expect. The woman read her PowerPoint slides. Verbatim. She enunciated the "etc.s" She handed out copies of policies that are available on-line. (Granted, she should have them available for people that like hard copies better, but still.) We were all required to make name tags so she could address us by name during the session but needed to be reminded to make one of her own.
We finished a half hour early. The only good thing about the training was the cookie. And it was Chips Ahoy!