Peter Hentges (jbru) wrote,
Peter Hentges
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To the prior user of the first urinal on the left:

Dear Sir:
  1. Flush. And I don't mean just punch the handle and walk away. Stand there and hold the handle down for a second or two.
  2. You may want to lay off the vitamins. The day-glo yellow is a bit disturbing; but this is a minor point and if you follow the suggestion of item a., it will be moot.
  3. I'm not sure how a maple seed found its way into the urinal during your visit, but you may want to check for anything else that may have taken root in your shorts.
Sincerely,

etc., etc.
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