amused- Flush. And I don't mean just punch the handle and walk away. Stand there and hold the handle down for a second or two.
- You may want to lay off the vitamins. The day-glo yellow is a bit disturbing; but this is a minor point and if you follow the suggestion of item a., it will be moot.
- I'm not sure how a maple seed found its way into the urinal during your visit, but you may want to check for anything else that may have taken root in your shorts.
etc., etc.
