Peter Hentges (jbru) wrote,
Peter Hentges

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To the prior user of the first urinal on the left:

Dear Sir:
  1. Flush. And I don't mean just punch the handle and walk away. Stand there and hold the handle down for a second or two.
  2. You may want to lay off the vitamins. The day-glo yellow is a bit disturbing; but this is a minor point and if you follow the suggestion of item a., it will be moot.
  3. I'm not sure how a maple seed found its way into the urinal during your visit, but you may want to check for anything else that may have taken root in your shorts.

etc., etc.

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