One source of never-ending amusement for us at work is the names of the officers of the various companies we do work for. Today's winner: An officer of The Medicines Company to whom you are asked to sign over your voting rights for your shares at the annual meeting on the proxy card. His name: Clive A. Meanswell.
(I think it's important for an officer of a medical company to do more than mean well. He should do well.)