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To the prior user of the first urinal on the left: - Peter Hentges

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June 4th, 2005


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04:53 am - To the prior user of the first urinal on the left:
Dear Sir:
  1. Flush. And I don't mean just punch the handle and walk away. Stand there and hold the handle down for a second or two.
  2. You may want to lay off the vitamins. The day-glo yellow is a bit disturbing; but this is a minor point and if you follow the suggestion of item a., it will be moot.
  3. I'm not sure how a maple seed found its way into the urinal during your visit, but you may want to check for anything else that may have taken root in your shorts.
Sincerely,

etc., etc.
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From:curlicue
Date:June 4th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC)
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Men have such difft problems than women! Thanks for the great morning laugh.
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From:mmagidow
Date:June 5th, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC)

Men's room - ish!

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When stuck in line waiting for the ladie's loo, I have been known to pop into the men's. It is always an eye-opener. Do men know that there are never dispensing machine's in the ladies' full of condoms and sexual enhancers? On the other hand, we do have dispensers full of girly things that you probably don't want to hear about.

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